• SuperDuper
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      4610 months ago

      Superman: The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.

      Peter: Oh, that’s why they called it that.

    • @Nobody
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      1310 months ago

      “And the world will always remember the Backdoor Sluts 7: Anal Apocalypse.”

      • @MashedTech
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        310 months ago

        “After all, there’s a reason we call ourselves Backdoor Sluts 7: Anal Apocalypse”

    • @MashedTech
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      1210 months ago

      Lumberjack Larry: “Darlin’, I’ve carved the grandest totem, but it’s too tall for the town square!”

      Lucy, the Lumberjill: “And here I am, trying to fit this massive log through our cabin door. It’s a tight squeeze!”

      Lumberjack Larry: “Looks like we’re both in a pickle with ‘My Big Stick Doesn’t Fit: The Log Jam Love Story.’”

      Lucy, the Lumberjill: “Time to put our heads together and chop this problem down to size, honey!”