• @[email protected]
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      1410 months ago

      Alternate ending:

      A small, innocuous looking bat takes the form of DRACULA behind CHARACTER 1 and CHARACTER 2

      DRACULA: Why the fuck would I need a jetpack? How did you morons forget about the bat thing? It’s been part of my image for like, a hundred years.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        810 months ago

        Alternate alternate:

        Character 1 sees Dracula turn into a bat and fly into another tower in the distance. Chooses to keep that information to themself for no particular reason.

    • @[email protected]
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      1010 months ago

      I feel like this is personally attacking Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and that movie deserves nothing but accolades.

    • @RGB3x3
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      510 months ago

      To be fair, it does what it says on the tin.