• @[email protected]
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    1110 months ago

    There are a number of easy classes you can take online, where you will learn about neat things like “the water cycle” and “why is the sky blue?”

    Try hard enough and you might even get a gold star from the teacher

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      -1410 months ago

      So you’re saying the cure for bootlicking is becoming a teacher’s pet? Isn’t that just bootlicking with extra steps?

      • @epicsninja
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        510 months ago

        Teachers pet? What is this, high school?

        • MacN'Cheezus
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          -410 months ago

          If you think this sort of behavior stops when you get to college, I got news for you…

          I’ve been a TA, I have personally witnessed it.

      • @[email protected]
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        410 months ago

        Im saying the cure for being a loser is to stop sluffing class, and maybe your grades will improve

        • MacN'Cheezus
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          -410 months ago

          No thanks. Nobody has ever become great from attending class.

          • @[email protected]
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            610 months ago

            Pfftt, ok bud. “Im not anti science! But no one ever became great by learning”

            What a self own

            • MacN'Cheezus
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              -210 months ago

              What if I told you you don’t need to go to class to learn?

              • @[email protected]
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                410 months ago

                What if I told you that the vast majority of real science actually does require you to go to class to learn?

                  • @[email protected]
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                    310 months ago

                    Licking what boot? The boot of the concept of learning things other people know?

                    Let me guess. You think vaccines cause autism, right? Because mommy told you otherwise, and mommy scary?