• TotallyNotSpez
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    458 months ago

    Okay, but why didn’t they send Tom Bombadil dressed up as a UPS driver right into mount doom?

    ding dong

    “Express jewelry delivery for a Mister Sauron.”

    trips and drops parcel

    “Whoops, silly me.”

    • @SquirtleHermit
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      8 months ago

      Elrond suggested it, but Gandalf vetoed it as Mr. Bombadil wouldn’t likely leave his forest, especially not to go to Mordor. And while he might hold onto the ring for safe keeping, Gandalf worried that he would not understand the need and would toss it aside somewhere and forget about it. Making him a unsuitable keeper of the Ring, despite it having no effect on him.

    • @[email protected]
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      88 months ago

      He ain’t leaving that forest he don’t give a fuuuck.

      But if memory serves, whatever magic shenanigans he has, only works within his forest.