Trump will never be able to convince me that he’s not a fucking idiot. As evidence to support my position I’d like to cite everything he has ever said and done.
Could you imagine if you met the guy in a private, relaxed setting - and he was just some normal dude who was like, “yeah, I have to practice talking like an idiot to appeal to my base. It’s kind of exhausting, to be honest, but you can’t argue with results, so what can you do?”
It would be absolutely mind blowing.
But yeah, in reality, dude is obviously just a moron.
Right? No diagnostic test, no court of law can change the shit I’ve witnessed with my own eyes. If he’s not convicted of a crime that’s not everyone somehow assuming the worst and being wrong - we saw what we saw and if we can’t convict it’s only because our legal system is clearly bullshit. The guy belongs in a nursing home with a guy who thinks it’s still 1941. I don’t need a doctor to tell me that because I have fucking eyes.
Stares directly at the sun, wants to nuke hurricanes, advocates for drinking bleach, then there’s whatever the fuck this is:
“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”
Trump will never be able to convince me that he’s not a fucking idiot. As evidence to support my position I’d like to cite everything he has ever said and done.
Could you imagine if you met the guy in a private, relaxed setting - and he was just some normal dude who was like, “yeah, I have to practice talking like an idiot to appeal to my base. It’s kind of exhausting, to be honest, but you can’t argue with results, so what can you do?”
It would be absolutely mind blowing.
But yeah, in reality, dude is obviously just a moron.
That’s some Andy Kaufman level shit.
Right? No diagnostic test, no court of law can change the shit I’ve witnessed with my own eyes. If he’s not convicted of a crime that’s not everyone somehow assuming the worst and being wrong - we saw what we saw and if we can’t convict it’s only because our legal system is clearly bullshit. The guy belongs in a nursing home with a guy who thinks it’s still 1941. I don’t need a doctor to tell me that because I have fucking eyes.
Stares directly at the sun, wants to nuke hurricanes, advocates for drinking bleach, then there’s whatever the fuck this is:
“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”