• @[email protected]
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    4711 months ago

    I think this person will find that they are very much a citizen of the United States of America.

    • @Maggoty
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      2111 months ago

      I still think we should just take them at their word and deport them.

      • @[email protected]
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        711 months ago

        Have them go through customs every time they leave their property to get groceries. Get yourself a conscientious officer who makes sure he doesn’t have enough hours in a day to fetch something he forgot on his first run. Btw, tough luck with your utilities, I assume it’s quite a lot of paperwork for international piping and electrical connections, especially if your utilities company is motivated not losing 100$ a month.

        • @Maggoty
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          311 months ago

          Hey Somalia’s been doing better lately. Maybe Yemen?

          • @UnderpantsWeevil
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            311 months ago

            Real “Virgin Sovereign Citizen” / “Chad Houthi Rebel” moment coming up.

      • @whiteheat29
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        211 months ago

        That doesn’t solve the problem if they get in trouble somewhere else. Also they’d be bothering future Americans wherever we send them

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      1411 months ago

      Only thing worse than citizenship is statelessness.

      You think the government is fucking you over now? Wait till you’re denied legal residency practically anywhere on earth and your very existence is considered a criminal trespass.