• no banana
    40•1 year ago

    Me: I’d like to buy a smartphone

    Samsung: ok

    Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

    Samsung: ok

    • @Cybermass
      22•1 year ago

      Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

      Samsung: ok

      Me: and you know I’ll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

      Samsung: done

      • no banana
        17•1 year ago

        Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

        Samsung: no problem

        Me: oh, and some sugar

        Samsung: fine, there you go

    • @techtalkf
      21•1 year ago

      Me : I’ll also need a tank and a giant crane for… unspecified reasons.

      Samsung: ok

      • no banana
        15•1 year ago

        Me: also diapers, unrelated

        Samsung: here you go

    • @[email protected]
      12•1 year ago

      Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.

      • no banana
        6•1 year ago

        Or wet wipes for dogs, probably