I can’t believe I haven’t posted this here before.

I fucking run around my house screaming this at people, doing a little goblin dance, in my godzilla socks.

If you think that isn’t true, I think my wife and kid would beg you to end their suffering.

They try hiding my godzilla socks, but to no avail, I have multiple pairs they don’t know about.

Why Godzilla socks? Because fucking godzilla, that’s why.

  • (des)mosthenes
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    510 months ago

    I sold bud to a few famous metal heads - were biff buddies lol

    • @[email protected]
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      510 months ago

      My exes high school boyfriend cheated on her at band-camp with Ke$ha, so Eskimo buddies or smth with her high school boyfriend I don’t know how this works