• @[email protected]
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    2381 year ago

    Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.

    • @kromem
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      1611 year ago

      More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they “trust their immune system” and simultaneously don’t believe in the zombie hoax.

      • cheesymoonshadow
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        661 year ago

        Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain’t nobody gonna trample on their freedom.

        • @GhostFence
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          51 year ago

          Kiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA—BRAAAAAAAINS

      • @x4740N
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        131 year ago

        Explains how zombie apocalypse movies happen

    • CazRaX
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      211 year ago

      You didn’t know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.

    • @stoly
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      171 year ago

      And yell at you for asking if they have ever been bitten.

    • @GhostFence
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      31 year ago

      Funny, I was saying this for decades about zombie bites. I was such a downer pessimist. Now after COVID hit my family has rebranded me a realist.