• Rhynoplaz
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    10 months ago

    When the judge says you’re guilty, just tell them “I know YOU are, but what am I?”. They’ll be stuck in a legal loop and the only way out is to declare you innocent.

      • @bigbadmoose
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        3010 months ago

        The ol “I’m rubber youre glue” defense

    • Vincent Adultman
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      1310 months ago

      Trump level shit in front of a judge.

      • Mr Trump you’re guilty
      • Your excellence, with all due respect, if we’re pointing fingers here I would say you are the only guilty person in this court room.