Shit…

    • @Thteven
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      611 months ago

      Cut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.

      • @[email protected]
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        611 months ago

        Just flip that thing over and stab it in the butt. That’s the way true Capri-Sun OGs have been doing for decades.

        • @Ensign_Crab
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          411 months ago

          Set it on a table and plunge the straw into the middle of the pouch like you’re performing a ritual sacrifice.