greenehead to Dad JokesEnglish · 2 years agoWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1494arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1482arrow-down1message-squareWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?greenehead to Dad JokesEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpaceToast@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·2 years agoWhat’s red and tastes like blue paint? Red paint.
minus-squarebalrogslayerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoA stick! I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What’s brown and sticky?
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
Sir that is a grandpa joke.
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.