Dad JokesEnglish · 3 years ago

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

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What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

Dad JokesEnglish · 3 years ago

My foot

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What’s brown and sticky?
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  3 years ago
  Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
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    3 years ago
    Sir that is a grandpa joke.
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  A stick!
  
  I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

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