Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

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What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

My foot

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Zammy95
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10•2 years ago
What’s brown and sticky?
- Disney Fan
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  9•2 years ago
  Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
  - @Thteven
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    4•2 years ago
    Sir that is a grandpa joke.
- @balrogslayer
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  8•2 years ago
  A stick!
  
  I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

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