My foot

  • @TheBananaKing
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    182 years ago

    This may be the perfect dad joke.

    Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.

    • Zammy95
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      102 years ago

      What’s brown and sticky?

      • Disney Fan
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        92 years ago

        Chocolate except I spilled glue on it

        • @Thteven
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          42 years ago

          Sir that is a grandpa joke.

      • @balrogslayer
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        82 years ago

        A stick!

        I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

  • @like47ninjas
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    112 years ago

    Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.

  • @wile_e8
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    102 years ago

    Just told this one to my son.

    Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!”

    Me: “But you didn’t.”

  • @simo
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    92 years ago

    God.

    Good one dad !

  • @WontonDestruction
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    62 years ago

    So are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It’s been 15 years dad.

  • @Screwthehole
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    42 years ago

    What’d the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

    Supplies!

    Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

  • @PutangInaMo
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    22 years ago

    Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.