• @foggy
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    12511 months ago

    When I was born in the 80s, police drove 1982 Crown Victoria’s with a turbo.

    When I graduated high school in the 2000s, they drove 1982 crown Victoria’s with a turbo.

    Then, sometime during the Iraq war, these motherfuckers started getting brand fucking new Ford explorers, Ford f150s… Every couple years.

    Of course we fucking hate you, stop stealing our money for toys you don’t need. Why don’t you tell us about the new array of artillery in the trunk?

    • @[email protected]
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      6211 months ago

      My local force recently bought a used armoured personnel carrier (APC) for $100,000 which didn’t go over well with the community. They posted a message explaining they were coming up on fiscal year end and had excess budget they wanted to use up so their budget wouldn’t be reduced next year. That didn’t really help.

      It’s mostly used to park next to public events. Arts in the Park? Don’t worry! We got an APC here to protect you! Weekly farmers market? Don’t worry! The APC is here! Sometimes the emergency response team (our version of swat) will also put out a table with all their rifles and gear so they can look cool in front of any teenagers in attendance. It’s weird.

      • @XeroxCool
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        5011 months ago

        “we have to irresponsibly spend the remainder of our budget so it doesn’t get reduced next year” followed one month later by “we need more money because we maxed out the budget last year”

        Fuck this atrocious cycle. It’s everywhere. Military, police, any other government branch, corporate politics, 501c orgs pretending to be charities… The greatest crime is stockpiling unsent capital, apparently.

      • Liz
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        3611 months ago

        There are way better things to spend your money on so that your budget doesn’t shrink next year. Arguments of whether they need they money or not aside, that’s a real problem for them. Ideas off the top of my head that probably wouldn’t signal to the town that they’re under occupation:

        • Ammo and range time • Conflict management training • Public relations block party • Solar panels on the roof • Diet, exercise, and lifestyle training • Law review classes

    • @Bathtubwalrus
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      1211 months ago

      Dude, the cops in my town of 25,000 got a fucking TANK. Why the fuck do we need a tank??

      • @foggy
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        711 months ago

        🤖 DO YOU FEEL SAFE 🤖

        Y = YES

        N= NO

      • @[email protected]
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        311 months ago

        Your town likely doesn’t need a tank, but the major metro area within range of that tank is gonna need to call upon it next time the cops decide to kneel on someone’s neck.