• Flying Squid
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    2110 months ago

    Even if they were telling the truth, which they weren’t, that still meant that they were emitting PFAS. Multiply that by all the factories on Earth that emit them even if all of them cut their emissions by that much and it’s still too much PFAS.

    • hypnotoad
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      810 months ago

      But then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!

      • Flying Squid
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        910 months ago

        If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?

          • DominusOfMegadeus
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            210 months ago

            That’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.

      • guyrocket
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        310 months ago

        They will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.