Lee Duna to NewsEnglish • 1 year agoA North Carolina PFAS factory claims its emissions fell by 99.99%. A Guardian test reveals otherwisewww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down11
arrow-up1205arrow-down1external-linkA North Carolina PFAS factory claims its emissions fell by 99.99%. A Guardian test reveals otherwisewww.theguardian.comLee Duna to NewsEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarehypnotoadlinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoBut then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!
minus-squareFlying Squidlink9•1 year agoIf I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeuslinkfedilink2•1 year agoThat’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
minus-squareguyrocketlinkfedilink3•1 year agoThey will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.
But then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!
If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?
Can I spray the butter?
That’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.
They will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.
This is the American ingenuity I live for