Chemours and state regulators say the Fayetteville Works plant has reduced air emissions, but we found levels of ‘forever chemicals’ as much as 30 times higher than state tests
  • hypnotoadEnglish
    8•8 months ago

    But then my dockers pants won’t properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!

    • Flying Squid
      9•8 months ago

      If I have to put butter in a frying pan, what even is the point of cooking?

        • DominusOfMegadeus
          2•8 months ago

          That’s the only way I’m gonna be able to cook my Plastic squeeze tube of processed onion matter in a civilized fashion.

    • guyrocket
      3•8 months ago

      They will when they’re made of 100% plastic instead of the 45% they have now.