• @[email protected]
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    1311 months ago

    Declawed cats are a coyotes favorite meal. Big enough to feed the kids and cant even fight back

    • @Thrashy
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      211 months ago

      Not a lot of coyotes in our neck of the woods, but the little orange moron kept writing checks with the neighbor cats that his disarmed front paws couldn’t cash, so he was always coming back with scratches. One of the other reasons we stopped letting him out.

    • Ann Archy
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      111 months ago

      That is an oddly specific culinary preference for a wild animal to have.

        • Ann Archy
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          111 months ago

          Is that how that works though? I don’t know anything about Coyotes, but I know things generally know better than to fuck with cats.

          • @[email protected]
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            211 months ago

            … Are you asking if a coyote can eat a cat?

            Do you understand they hunt deer? Theyre not really worried about a cat with clawless arthritis, horn and hoof wounds are much bigger threats.

            Predators dont know better than to not fuck with cats, most of them know to grab them before they get up a tree.

            • Ann Archy
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              111 months ago

              No. I don’t know coyotes. They hunt deer? In packs? Or are they large enough to do it solo?

              I thought these things were like mangy dogs the size of, well, a mangy dog.

              My point is, they wouldn’t know the cat is clawless. I’d think most animals would give cats a wide berth, but then again dogs do chase them… Until they catch one and find themselves regretting it.

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                111 months ago

                They wouldnt care the cat isnt obviously clawless, they would just thank their lucky stars when the cat cant climb a tree. Coyotes dont like clawed cats because they can get up the tree, not because the claws deter them.

                A coyote is like a mangy dog in the same way a colt 45 is like a slingshot, in that they could both throw lead. Theyre smaller than wolves, but thats like saying “oh elk arent big, theyre smaller than moose,” or “my truck isnt big, its smaller than a tank,” or “oh my floodlights arent bright, theyre dimmer than the sun.”

                Most predators dont give cats a wide berth unless they arent hungry. But if the belly needs filling? Yum yum

                • Ann Archy
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                  111 months ago

                  But mangy dogs can’t throw lead!

                  I thought coyotes would more be BB guns.

                  Also, do NOT underestimate the power of a slingshot and lead bullets.

                  I suppose like I should not underestimate the power of a coyote.

                  Although I am pretty sure that 1 on 1 I would take down a coyote in hand to hand combat. I think I could manage up to a kangaroo.

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                    11 months ago

                    Unless you can bench press 3x+ your body weight, you would be a roo warm up. Even ignoring their muscle, they fight with 4 arms, each with claws as long as your pinky finger.

                    I do not underestimate a slingshot with any ammo, but I also dont underestimate dogs with mange.

                    And while coyotes are definitely a big deal for things smaller than us, we are big enough to give lone yotes pause. Wolves? Fuck, dude, wolves are huge. A lone sick wolf could kill you without effort. Thats a boar level threat. Wolf to coyote def makes the yote look like a sling shot