• @0110010001100010
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    2069 months ago

    Dude took one for the team, hope he gets off with a minimal sentence.

    • @RedditWanderer
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      859 months ago

      I think the easiest way we could help him in the current judicial system is immediately stop paying all our bills and accept foreign investments, organize an insurrection and attempt to overthrow the election, and once you’re made president then you can pardon him.

      • @[email protected]
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        539 months ago

        You forgot the first step, pull yourself up by your bootstraps by being born to a father with a real estate business who gives you millions of dollars.

          • bean
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            9 months ago

            A million dollar loan, Nobody makes it on their own… Without a million dollar loan. You’ll reap what you’ve sown, From a million dollar loan. Call your father on the phone, And get that million dollar loan

      • @[email protected]
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        159 months ago

        Doesn’t work if “it could happen to my tax returns”.

        Which the prosecutors will bring up a lot.

        • @[email protected]
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          Doesn’t work if “it could happen to my tax returns”.

          I’m not trying to be all “if you’ve got nothing to hide” about this, but unless you’re a secret millionaire and you don’t want friends to know, why would anyone care?

      • @tacosplease
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        229 months ago

        Would have gotten less time if he had just done an insurrection instead