• Nobody
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    1 year ago

    I was disappointed to find out that people aren’t aggressively offering you free drugs everywhere you go. Those DARE bastards lied to me.

    • LaunchesKayaks
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      1 year ago

      The only people who have offered me drugs are friends who were offering to be polite. I always decline, but use the phrase “No thank you” to let them know I appreciate the gesture.

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        1 year ago

        You mean you don’t yell “that’s not cool, man,” and then pull out a skateboard, do a kick flip, and then ride off?!

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            1 year ago

            “That was so weird and uncool, he’s never even skated before as far as I know.”