• @Nobody
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    8011 months ago

    I was disappointed to find out that people aren’t aggressively offering you free drugs everywhere you go. Those DARE bastards lied to me.

    • @LaunchesKayaks
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      2411 months ago

      The only people who have offered me drugs are friends who were offering to be polite. I always decline, but use the phrase “No thank you” to let them know I appreciate the gesture.

      • @[email protected]
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        2011 months ago

        You mean you don’t yell “that’s not cool, man,” and then pull out a skateboard, do a kick flip, and then ride off?!

        • @LaunchesKayaks
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          1211 months ago

          Well, I will from now on. I wanna look that cool

          • @xantoxis
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            811 months ago

            “That was so weird and uncool, he’s never even skated before as far as I know.”