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- colorado
- cross-posted to:
- colorado
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) came in fifth place in a straw poll of voters in the district where the controversial congresswoman recently relocated and is trying to win reelection to the House.
Boebert, who was first elected to represent Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District in 2020, announced last month she would switch districts and instead run for reelection this year in the 4th District, after its House member, Rep. Ken Buck ®, decided to retire from Congress.
The new district for Boebert would likely give her a significantly better chance at reelection if she wins the Republican nomination. She currently represents a swing district, and Boebert had seemed likely before her switch to face off a second time against Democrat Adam Frisch, whom she defeated in 2022 by fewer than 600 votes.
The 4th District, meanwhile, is a solidly Republican district that has elected a Democratic House member only once in the past 50 years.
But the results of the straw poll Thursday, which followed the first debate among GOP candidates running for that district, indicates Boebert may have an uphill battle.
Here’s hoping her eventual career with Brazzers pans out as well as her Congressional career.
Congress: A Porn Parody
It would be more productive than what it was parodying.
more like, reproductive
Now this would be porn I wouldn’t watch
there’s a first for everything
You’re right porn would be too much work for her. Unless she only did handy while vaping porn but that seems really narrow and not something you make a career out of.
She seems more into the ‘in public’ genre.
At this point in US politics … someone could be capable of maintaining both careers at the same time.
I mean, that’s just Congress, what with the American people constantly getting fucked.
You know, I’d watch it, just for the humiliation factor of a fall that hard.
There are easier ways to get erectile dysfunction.
I think that would be more respectable than what she has been doing. It’s just honest sex for money.
Very true, which probably means she can’t do it, because it would require acknowledging sex work as work.
Bobert’s Explore Talent profile pictures made it seem plausible she was an escort at one point.
More likely phishing banner ads
Onlyfans site is probably already signed up
There’s a lot better than her pancake face available on Brazzers