The hole is obviously more fragrant but thats pretty damn intimate for someone you probably dislike or want to be vindickated by

I always sorta interpreted it as a quick “peck on the cheek” 🍑🐦‍⬛

  • BougieBirdieEnglish
    36•8 months ago

    When you swore fealty to a lord you were made to kiss the ring, so interpret that however you like

      • @RGB3x3English
        9•8 months ago

        Swear fealty to that Lorussy

        • @cheese_greaterOP
          1•7 months ago

          This is hands-down the most disturbing turn of phrase I’ve ever had the mixed fortune to encounter lol. Still chuckling at this

    • @cheese_greaterOP
      5•8 months ago

      Both ringz. While we’re on the subject, how much easier and cheaper and sex-positive would engagement be if that was the much-anticipated ring.