Infectious syphilis cases in the U.S. rose by 9% in 2022. That's according to a new federal government report on sexually transmitted diseases in adults.
  • Flying Squid
    43•8 months ago

    And for anyone who doesn’t understand why that’s relevant…

    • @carl_dungeonEnglish
      23•8 months ago

      Man look at the contrast of that hand and face. What a fucking clown.

      • rigattiEnglish
        6•8 months ago

        To be fair, most people’s palms are going to be paler than their face. But yeah he is ridiculously orange in that photo.

    • SharkAttak
      6•8 months ago

      Looks grabbing them by “there” wasn’t such a great idea…

      • @werefreeatlast
        1•8 months ago

        Yes there’s blood in the pussy so this could happen from such activities.

    • NeatoEnglish
      1•8 months ago

      That’s not real. It was reported as blood from a papercut. Which looks much more likely. Syphilis rashes I can find online are nowhere near that red.

        • @FoshezeEnglish
          10•8 months ago

          That could easily be a papercut especially if he’s on some sort of blood thinner which I wouldn’t doubt.

          Or maybe he’s switching to red sharpie to divert huricanes now.

        • NeatoEnglish
          -7•8 months ago

          You’re right. Smeared blood on fingers definitely can’t be due to a paper cut. I’ll tell my past cuts they weren’t real.

      • Flying Squid
        2•8 months ago

        I have no idea. I just know that’s just why it was brought up. The only person I’ve actually heard talk about it before this post was Jimmy Kimmel.