• themeatbridge
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    601 year ago

    My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.

    • Jubei Kibagami
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      491 year ago

      I bet you’re in her phone with your last name, too.

      • @Guy_Fieris_Hair
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        141 year ago

        I’m “Asshole” in my wife’s phone. I discovered this years after she had it that when she used Google assistant to call my phone when I was looking for it. "OK Google, call my husband " “OK, calling Asshole”