• @jaybone
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    11 months ago

    Suddenly he woke from napping,

    Walked across my chamber tapping,

    Hopped upon my knees to purr,

    Can I has cheeseburger?

    • @voodooattack
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      11 months ago

      To window sill, and down he jumped,

      I watched in awe, his awesome stunt,

      He looked me down, and suddenly spoke:

      “I might be a pussy, but you’re a big cunt!”