• Tar_Alcaran
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    10 months ago

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a stretch and strutter,

    In there stepped a stately kittem of the saintly days of yore;

        Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

        But, with mien of lord or lady, walked across my bedroom floor—

    Laid inside the smallest boxshape, there upon my bedroom floor—

                laid and napped, and nothing more

    • SuiXi3D
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      Just remember that cats don’t really learn from negative reinforcement. You’ve got to reward the behaviors you want from them with treats. They don’t have the cognition to associate punishment with the action they were just doing, they only see it as an attack of some kind.

      • @LeafOnTheWind
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        1310 months ago

        Well since my cat runs away whenever I come near after he has done something bad and doesn’t want to get sprayed by the spray bottle, I think he is just intentionally an asshole.

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      • @[email protected]
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        Also, if they’re repeatedly getting up on areas you don’t want them to, it probably means they don’t have enough perches they are allowed up on in the area. Cat’s naturally like to perch to observe their territory. If they’re getting up on the kitchen table for instance, put perches or even a whole cat tree near it. Eventually they’ll learn to use the new perch instead of the table, sometimes even naturally if the perch is higher and more comfortable.

      • @CluckN
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        310 months ago

        Tell that to Garfield, that piece of work has been kicking Odie off the table since 1978.

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    10 months ago

    Suddenly he woke from napping,

    Walked across my chamber tapping,

    Hopped upon my knees to purr,

    Can I has cheeseburger?

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      10 months ago

      To window sill, and down he jumped,

      I watched in awe, his awesome stunt,

      He looked me down, and suddenly spoke:

      “I might be a pussy, but you’re a big cunt!”