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minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒link21•edit-210 months agoJesus in the passenger seat “Recalculating” Jesus it’s been 5 miles we’re gonna miss our turn it’s here somewhere. “LOL recalculating”
minus-square@Jerb322link10•10 months agoHaving Jesus riding shotgun would be a windy ride. He never closes the door…born in a barn.
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•10 months agoJesus we can’t follow that route, it goes over water! Might as well use Apple Maps… Jesus: Well that’s your fault for asking for walking directions!
Jesus in the passenger seat “Recalculating”
Jesus it’s been 5 miles we’re gonna miss our turn it’s here somewhere. “LOL recalculating”
Having Jesus riding shotgun would be a windy ride. He never closes the door…born in a barn.
I wonder if Jesus can drive on water
Just like Thom Yorke
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Just like Thom Yorke
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
A manger and a barn are not the same thing lol
Wasn’t he born in a manger?
A manger is a food trough. It was in a barn.
But the bible says he was born in a manger.
And the manger was in a barn.
So he was born in a manger.
Jesus we can’t follow that route, it goes over water! Might as well use Apple Maps…
Jesus: Well that’s your fault for asking for walking directions!