• themeatbridge
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    610 months ago

    Amish people can hire people to drive them around. Amish contractors sometimes have their own trucks, and use them to interact with the English.

    • @Buddahriffic
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      310 months ago

      Alternate theory: they figured out teleporters and keep horses mostly to trick the English into thinking they have nothing worth colonizing them for, but also to keep their buddies in the buggy industry in business and because they like horses. Mostly that last one but the other two reasons are still important.

      • Echo Dot
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        210 months ago

        The horses are the ones that open up the interdimensional portals. Obviously.