• Flying Squid
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    1410 months ago

    It’s true, guys! Hamas has a baby brigade trained to infiltrate Israeli barracks at night and wake them up by crying ridiculously loudly until someone feeds them.

    Diabolical!

    • @BrianTheeBiscuiteer
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      210 months ago

      I mean, give my toddler a screwdriver, put him under the fence, and he could bring the Pentagon to its knees.

      • @Beetschnapps
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        10 months ago

        It could make a great “comedy of errors”/social satire style movie. Have the kid’s mischief mistaken for a terrorist cyber attack.

        By the end of it all, the kid is “rescued” from the “attack” and hailed as an American hero; a symbol of perseverance.

        Call the kid Chauncey Gardener or something…