• @XeroxCool
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    10 months ago

    Energy isn’t free. More power captured from jerking will increase food consumed, meaning more energy used in farming. You’ll have to brand this as either a carbon capture fapture system or as a weight loss program

    • @[email protected]
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      510 months ago

      1 kilowatt hour is about 870kCal.

      Humans are incredibly inefficient power generators. I can buy 1kWh of electricity from the grid for about 18 cents (generation…transmission is extra).

      I don’t think I can buy 870kCal of food for 18 cents. Certainly not a healthy source. And that’s even assuming 100% efficiency. Any high school physics student will tell you that won’t happen.

      • @Clent
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        210 months ago

        Drinking one gallon of gasoline has enough calories to keep you alive for the rest of your life.

    • @[email protected]
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      10 months ago

      Join our team of Jerks. We have a stiff sign on bonus.

      By chance are you good at “shooting ropes”? Our clients love ropes.

    • @MycelialMass
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      310 months ago

      The new Weight Loss Jerkoff System could solve part of that

    • Jamyang
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      210 months ago

      The studs at the local Blue Oyster don’t call me Spider Man for no reason.