Remember to stand up at your desk at least once every two hours!
A company approved counselor will be happy to speak with you for half an hour to counsel you that you’re very lucky to be employed here!
Not one, but TWO free slices of pizza this Thursday!
Now you are a happy employee, your depression is cured, and most importantly you signed the mandatory form stating the company is not liable for anything
Remember to stand up at your desk at least once every two hours!
A company approved counselor will be happy to speak with you for half an hour to counsel you that you’re very lucky to be employed here!
Not one, but TWO free slices of pizza this Thursday!
Now you are a happy employee, your depression is cured, and most importantly you signed the mandatory form stating the company is not liable for anything
Don’t forget the ramen!