• @Branch_Ranch
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    71 year ago

    How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

    • @stoicmaverick
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      151 year ago

      That’s the neat part, they don’t! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

        • @stoicmaverick
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          51 year ago

          Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I’ll just be over here.

          • don
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            111 months ago

            Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.