National security officials are used to shaking off absurd conspiracy theories, but the latest rumor that’s gripped MAGA world just hits different.

The claims by Fox News and far-right influencers that pop star Taylor Swift is part of a Pentagon “psychological operation” to get President Joe Biden reelected, and somehow rig the Super Bowl to benefit Kansas City Chiefs tight end (and Swift’s boyfriend) Travis Kelce, has been met with forehead slaps in the national security world.

“The absurdity of it all boggles the mind,” said one senior administration official, granted anonymity because they were not authorized to comment publicly on the matter. “It feels like one of those ‘tell me you are a MAGA conspiracy theorist, without telling me you are a MAGA conspiracy theorist’ memes.”

  • @the_q
    link
    0
    edit-2
    8 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      18 months ago

      you seem to have a very biased perspective. even if that were true, isn’t she still a performance artist?

      • @the_q
        link
        3
        edit-2
        8 months ago

        deleted by creator

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
          link
          -28 months ago

          … broadest appeal. She’s not an artist…

          Do you figure she’s not an artist because she’s a broad?

          Literally shaking right now from the pent up misogynist energy coming off your comment.