National security officials are used to shaking off absurd conspiracy theories, but the latest rumor that’s gripped MAGA world just hits different.

The claims by Fox News and far-right influencers that pop star Taylor Swift is part of a Pentagon “psychological operation” to get President Joe Biden reelected, and somehow rig the Super Bowl to benefit Kansas City Chiefs tight end (and Swift’s boyfriend) Travis Kelce, has been met with forehead slaps in the national security world.

“The absurdity of it all boggles the mind,” said one senior administration official, granted anonymity because they were not authorized to comment publicly on the matter. “It feels like one of those ‘tell me you are a MAGA conspiracy theorist, without telling me you are a MAGA conspiracy theorist’ memes.”

  • @Olhonestjim
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    1111 months ago

    Except that in Ender’s Game they used weird internet forums to actually improve public discourse and awareness.

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      211 months ago

      Reality turns out to be much dumber than fiction sometimes. I’d say often but there’s a lot of porn.

    • @DogWater
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      111 months ago

      Sure but what’s your point? I’m saying it was weird to me that the author thought that was realistic or possible. And it happened in real life, proving that it was possible lol

      • @Olhonestjim
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        11 months ago

        Oh, I read Enders Game in high school and took the opposite view from you. I believed that the Internet would raise public discourse by elevating intelligence and empathy over our baser instincts. Then we all, including me, proved that wrong.

        Optimist, I guess. Not sure what to do with that side of me now.