• @[email protected]
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    4111 months ago

    The only correct answer is along the lines of “I couldn’t fathom!” Don’t talk to cops. They aren’t your friends.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 months ago

      I’ve always just said “it’s because you think I’m sexy and want my number.” But in retrospect, your approach is probably better.

      • @TommySalami
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        711 months ago

        I’m pretty sure “did we have a moment?” got me out of a minor ticket once.

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          1011 months ago

          In the lowest stakes scenarios: be white & very polite!

          Refusing to open my mouth would’ve cost me a ton of money over my lifetime.

          Of course, talking is the only reason thousands of people are in jail today… know your rights & go from there.

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      611 months ago

      “No, but I sure am glad you did” with a quick wink and smile might get you their number lol.