The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agoLet them warm up for a minutestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1510arrow-down117
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minus-square@betterdeadthanredditlinkEnglish25•1 year agoIf the victims are still burning, you’ve taken them to the hospital too quickly. Please extinguish all open flames before the patient enters the building.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilink7•1 year ago“I’m sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You’re going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in.”
minus-square@Cortlink2•1 year ago“Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you’re fully extinguished.”
If the victims are still burning, you’ve taken them to the hospital too quickly. Please extinguish all open flames before the patient enters the building.
“I’m sorry, sir, but this has been a non-smoking location since '95. You’re going to have to stop, drop, and roll for me before we can wheel you in.”
“Nope, nope, not yet. I still see a couple of embers; get back down on the ground and keep rolling till you’re fully extinguished.”
Hahahaha! Just edited my comment. Thank you! 😁