• @[email protected]
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    9 months ago

    Plant: joke’s on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy

    Human: sure, but it means you’ll go down with us as we destroy ourselves

    Plant: …

    Plant: shit

    • @samus12345
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      179 months ago

      So will every other plant, though.

      • @kautau
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        9 months ago

        Yup “jokes on you, we rely on bees”

        Humans: kills the bees

          • @kautau
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            19 months ago

            They’re plants, they are still learning english

      • @uienia
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        39 months ago

        Probably not though.