• @Harbinger01173430
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    545 months ago

    At some point we’ll be able to say: …and thus, humanity created its first star.

    • @AllonzeeLV
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      345 months ago

      …and accidentally incinerated its home world, as the supply dependant lunar colony could only look on in horror.

      ✨The End✨

      • @[email protected]
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        285 months ago

        I know you’re joking, but nuclear fusion is inherently safe because if it breaks there is no way to sustain a chain reaction. And is only creates mildly radioactive byproducts. So you could blow it up and it wouldn’t seriously contaminate the area.

        • Echo Dot
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          195 months ago

          Not only are the radioactive byproducts not that dangerous (everything is relative of course). But also they have incredibly short half lives so they go away long before the firefighters turned up.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          -35 months ago

          Technically fission has a similar physical barrier to infinite meltdown. Once the water leaves the core, the reaction stops. It was called China Syndrome, and we wouldn’t have worried about it at all, had the physicist that thought it up been a bit more competent with his math skills. Unfortunately, there are plenty of other ways that the reactors that we currently use can catastrophically fail.

      • @SparrowRanjitScaur
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        5 months ago

        Nah, the Earth doesn’t have enough mass to become a star. If it did, it would already be one.

    • Echo Dot
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      285 months ago

      When they do they should come up with some original quote.

      “The power of the sun in the palm of my hand”, something like that.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        5 months ago

        At least they won’t be in danger of falling flat on the ground, halfway through their Big Words, due to muscle atrophy, the way every single other “first person on ______” is gonna have

        “That’s one small trip and fall for a human, one giant faceplant for mankind.”

    • @postmateDumbass
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      85 months ago

      And directly started demanding money to use some of it.