minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink22•1 year agoChange where their silverware drawer is to assert dominance.
minus-square@EdibleFriendlink7•1 year agoI fart in the silverware drawer. So then they will open it like ‘boy oh boy I need a fork right now OH NO ITS FARTS!’
Change where their silverware drawer is to assert dominance.
I fart in the silverware drawer. So then they will open it like ‘boy oh boy I need a fork right now OH NO ITS FARTS!’
Take a dump in their nipple cabinet.