• GiantFloppyCock
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      278 months ago

      Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.

      • @AdolfSchmitler
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        68 months ago

        Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.

        • @skeezix
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          27 months ago

          What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.

    • SuperDuper
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      118 months ago

      Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toilets

        • @Death_Equity
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          58 months ago

          Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.

        • SuperDuper
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          8 months ago

          Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?

    • @[email protected]
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      47 months ago

      This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done.

      If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn’t really space for it.

      • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
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        -17 months ago

        Piss off. You’ve obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet.

        Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea?

        Your reply is ignorant.