• @betterdeadthanreddit
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    710 months ago

    Can anyone recommend a good concealed carry holster for one of these? Mine keeps printing for some reason.

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        10 months ago

        Mugger: Nyeah, see, gimme your wallet!

        A well-prepared self-defender: Okay, okay- Hnng, my heart, call an ambulance-

        A bucket clatters to the ground.

        AWPSD: But not for me!

        BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM snick click.

        🔫

        Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire forty-eight shots or only forty-seven?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself…