Top executives representing oil companies around the country remain concerned that they will not have enough soldiers to fight for non-renewable resources over the next few decades thanks to the declining American birth rates, sources lighting cigars with $100 bills confirmed.
I wish The Onion would stop giving reality new ideas
At this point, it’s the true headlines no one is self sabotaging enough to say out loud.
Unfortunately this is not a new idea. But it is usually framed in, the young will support the older generation, as if there isn’t ample resources to do that as is…