Is it one of the bridges in the previous GTA games that prevents you from exploring the whole city until after you progress through the story enough? 🤔
They already made the single-player DLC, they just stuck it in GTA Online. If you join a private session, you can play a good chunk of it alone. Some missions unfortunately require at least two players, though, but it’s better than nothing.
Does this mean we’re not getting GTA 5 single player DLC?
If you’re still holding out hope for that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
Is it a good bridge?
Oh, the best! It’s still under construction, so now’s the time to get in before everyone else does.
Is it one of the bridges in the previous GTA games that prevents you from exploring the whole city until after you progress through the story enough? 🤔
Nah, this is a real bridge, a true investment opportunity for the discerning investor. Not something a game dev can just create when they want.
But I can sell you one of those bridges in the games if you want, but they’re not going to be nearly as good of an investment opportunity.
Can I pay in cryptocurrency?
Sure! Just let me know how much you have, and I’ll work with you on a price.
I should have 10-15 dogecoin.
What are you expecting, a bridge for ants??
Let me know when you’re serious about this investment. It’s a mighty fine bridge, and I other interested investors.
I paid $13,000 USD for those dogecoins.
Elon said they’re going to be worth ten times that soon so your loss.
They already made the single-player DLC, they just stuck it in GTA Online. If you join a private session, you can play a good chunk of it alone. Some missions unfortunately require at least two players, though, but it’s better than nothing.
Ol’ hoss, when you need two players to play it, it isn’t single player.
Like I said, better than nothing.