Is it one of the bridges in the previous GTA games that prevents you from exploring the whole city until after you progress through the story enough? 🤔
If I had time to wait for Doge coin to recover, I wouldn’t be selling this bridge.
All my other investors want to see the bridge completed before making an offer. The bridge is fully paid for, I just ran out of money waiting for it to finish. It should only take a few more months, but I need cash now.
So it’s up to you. Make me a decent offer or I’ll find someone else who’s interested.
If you’re still holding out hope for that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
Is it a good bridge?
Oh, the best! It’s still under construction, so now’s the time to get in before everyone else does.
Is it one of the bridges in the previous GTA games that prevents you from exploring the whole city until after you progress through the story enough? 🤔
Nah, this is a real bridge, a true investment opportunity for the discerning investor. Not something a game dev can just create when they want.
But I can sell you one of those bridges in the games if you want, but they’re not going to be nearly as good of an investment opportunity.
Can I pay in cryptocurrency?
Sure! Just let me know how much you have, and I’ll work with you on a price.
I should have 10-15 dogecoin.
What are you expecting, a bridge for ants??
Let me know when you’re serious about this investment. It’s a mighty fine bridge, and I other interested investors.
I paid $13,000 USD for those dogecoins.
Elon said they’re going to be worth ten times that soon so your loss.
If I had time to wait for Doge coin to recover, I wouldn’t be selling this bridge.
All my other investors want to see the bridge completed before making an offer. The bridge is fully paid for, I just ran out of money waiting for it to finish. It should only take a few more months, but I need cash now.
So it’s up to you. Make me a decent offer or I’ll find someone else who’s interested.