WASHINGTON—A new poll released Wednesday by the Pew Research Center offered a rare glimpse into the psychology of those who will decide the 2024 presidential election, finding that for the average voter, it couldn’t hurt if they woke up to Donald Trump or Joe Biden making them a big stack of pancakes. “I’m not saying…
I would not accept Trump pancakes. Nothing to do with his politics. But I’ve seen him put ketchup on things it should never touch and eat velveeta’d “food”.
Biden at least knows what maple syrup is. You know, from a tree. Not from processed corn sugar and artificial flavouring.
1 point to Biden.
I’d be displeased to have Joe in my kitchen, but he would probably make good “Grandpa style pancakes.”
Trump on the other hand would burn them because he forgot to use eggs, blame my kitchenware, and say that I purposely sabotaged him by not giving him the right tools and ingredients because I’m an immigrant and pancakes are an American patriot meal I shouldn’t be allowed to have anyway
You can picture Trump in the kitchen doing work with his hands? Mr bone spurs!?
Plus Joe would be making them naked with that big old Scranton hog flopping around.
Have you told your therapist about these reoccurring dreams you’ve been having? 🤔