@philz to memes • 5 months agoDon’t let them hold you back from success.imagemessage-square25arrow-up1441arrow-down149
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minus-square@RedditWandererlink49•5 months agoWhen ppl want me to play slots or go to the casino I always tell them I can save them the drive and we can just play it here: We flip a coin, when I win you give me 10$, when I lose I give you 8$. We can play as long as you want. Somehow when you put it like that they don’t want to play anymore.
minus-square[email protected]linkfedilink30•5 months agoYou goof, you forgot to offer them a light show and celebratory sound effect when they win. Next time, remember to display an array of laser pointers and laugh manically when they pick right.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigodcakelinkfedilink10•5 months agoThe only time I was ever in a casino I lost $20 in five minutes and wondered when the fun would start. Plus they’re totally overstimulating. But the Ripley’s Museum was fun.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•5 months agoI just flipped a coin and got 10 heads in a row. I’m waiting for my money.
minus-square@nadiaravenlink11•5 months agoYou cant stop now, you’re on a streak! You gotta put that money back in the game and keep flipping!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•5 months agoJokes on you, I don’t even know what the other side is called in English. Is it number or tail or something? Eitherway: my eleventh head just fall
minus-square@Pipocalink8•5 months agoBetter yet: Give me $1, and I’ll roll two six-sided dice. If you roll two sixes, I give you $20.
When ppl want me to play slots or go to the casino I always tell them I can save them the drive and we can just play it here:
We flip a coin, when I win you give me 10$, when I lose I give you 8$. We can play as long as you want.
Somehow when you put it like that they don’t want to play anymore.
You goof, you forgot to offer them a light show and celebratory sound effect when they win. Next time, remember to display an array of laser pointers and laugh manically when they pick right.
The only time I was ever in a casino I lost $20 in five minutes and wondered when the fun would start.
Plus they’re totally overstimulating.
But the Ripley’s Museum was fun.
I just flipped a coin and got 10 heads in a row.
I’m waiting for my money.
You cant stop now, you’re on a streak! You gotta put that money back in the game and keep flipping!
Jokes on you, I don’t even know what the other side is called in English. Is it number or tail or something? Eitherway: my eleventh head just fall
Better yet:
Give me $1, and I’ll roll two six-sided dice. If you roll two sixes, I give you $20.