• Flying SquidOPM
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    42 months ago

    Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      32 months ago

      See?

      Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        22 months ago

        Unfortunately, I can’t make the government believe I’m a toddler.

      • @[email protected]
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        2 months ago

        You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you’re unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your “buddies” and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually manage to drag your wasted self homewards through the gutter.