elle whenever my boss says “think of the big picture, elle” l’m immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant really so this strategy has backfired on him more than once is what I’m

@ElleGray

  • The Octonaut
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    879 months ago

    I love the sentiment, but also, then choosing famously the first untethered spacewalk for the photo. Why even put tethered in there.

    Has anyone got something more productive for me to overthink please

    • @flyingsaucerhat
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      539 months ago

      Why don’t you think about the big picture instead?

    • deweydecibel
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      99 months ago

      Also, I can’t think of a situation I’d be less stressed in than floating untethered in space.

      • @Pretzilla
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        109 months ago

        Fuck that. So many criticality-one potential failures that will kill you.

        Please just tether me daddy.