• Xariphon
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    10 months ago

    Wasn’t Palpatine a perfectly normal age for a human politician? I mean, he ate his own Force Lightning to the face and only came out looking like a melted wax statue.

    Whereas Yoda being three days older than dirt legitimately did cause problems… Among them, Palpatine.

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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      4610 months ago

      He would’ve been relatively normal aged in episode 3 but by the time of Yoda’s death he was geriatric.

      Also pretty sure his “deformation” was due to his corruption from the dark side and he simply hid it using sith powers and used the force lightning thing as a ploy to help make him seem like a victim

      • @Daft_ish
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        10 months ago

        If that is legit cannon and not a retcon they wrote it as if it were a retcon. Which is equally dum.

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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          10 months ago

          It follows the extended universe which used to be canon before Disney bought the franchise.

          In the original canon the dark side corrupts everything it touches. The more you use the dark side the more it corrupts you physically. Most dark side users were deformed in some way (think the yellow eyes) but palpatine learned a way to hide that disfiguration from his master plagueis.

          It’s all actually explained relatively well in the extended universe.

          • @EdibleFriend
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            1010 months ago

            Basically Lucas did stupid shit, nerds who took it way more serious then him fixed it in books…then Disney threw away the books.

          • @Daft_ish
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            510 months ago

            I stand by what I say. They could have added that detail very easily in the prequels and would have been great cover for Palpatine.

            • @[email protected]
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              310 months ago

              I know nothing about extended star wars lore but figured his appearance was from the dark side. Maybe it was covered or heavily alluded to in the movies? It’s been a while

            • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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              210 months ago

              I agree honestly. But the same could be said about a lot of things in movies Star Wars included.

        • @SkyezOpen
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          49 months ago

          The entire star wars universe is constructed on retcons. Ever heard of the ship so fast it made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs?

          • @Daft_ish
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            19 months ago

            Yeah, it’s dum.

    • 🔍🦘🛎
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      2010 months ago

      Also Yoda dies like 3 days after this. And Palpatine lives for 30 more years. Somehow.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        410 months ago

        And then 30 years after that he came back as a ghost of himself. Sound in mind and uh… force ghost body… too. Dude was able to simultaneously pilot an entire fleet of Star Destroyers with his background thoughts.

        Honestly, I’m warming to the whole Darth Sidious for President thing. He might be my dark horse third party favorite.