TELL ME

  • @BonesOfTheMoon
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    10410 months ago

    I’m a fake white supremacist on Facebook and have befriended thousands of Nazis. I report all their shitty racist posts and get their accounts banned, again and again and again.

    • Phunter
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      4110 months ago

      When you remain as the last Nazi on Facebook, you can finally report yourself and then it will be all over.

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        3310 months ago

        That would be such a fitting ending but alas there are really a lot of them.

    • @hydrospanner
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      2310 months ago

      This is a 21st century superhero story.

      IDK how you can do it though… When I encounter shit like that it makes me like physically ill.

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        1610 months ago

        I think I’m so amused by the fact that I’ve totally fooled them and how fucking dumb they are that I get over the nausea. But not even kidding, one of the women told me her daughter killed her baby by putting meth in her bottle and I was able to correlate that, and I couldn’t read FB for days after.

        • @Smoogs
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          19 months ago

          Wtf……why?? Just .w.hat??

          • @BonesOfTheMoon
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            29 months ago

            It was hideous. Apparently the parents and five young kids were all living in one room and somehow sleeping in one bunk bed, and they gave the baby meth in the bottle to stop her from crying. I’ll see if i can find the article.

    • @dejected_warp_core
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      10 months ago

      You’re the hero we need. Thank you for your service.

      PS: how much trouble are we in, out here in the non-nazi segment of the population?

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        1510 months ago

        Less trouble than you’d think. I wouldn’t call them a particularly organized group of people. Also I have convinced many of the American ones that voting for Biden will kick off race war and they’re super into that stupid idea.

    • @Adramis
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      610 months ago

      Oh my god, is that how you find all the sov-cit stuff?

          • @BonesOfTheMoon
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            610 months ago

            Personality wise I am the kid who tried to dig to China with a teaspoon in everything I do, including being a fake Nazi. I’m pretty great at this.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            In theory, he doesn’t know whether he’s the only one. They could all be fake Nazis and no one knows.